By Greg Scandlen
Princeton professor Uwe Reinhardt is a really funny guy. Really. If you have ever caught one of his talks, he will leave you in stitches. Not the medical kind of stitches, but the other kind usually associated once-smoky nightclubs and a lone comic on the stage.
But he tops all of his previous comedic efforts in a single letter to USAToday. He begins by trying to rebut a recent op-ed:
One of the more mindless clichés trotted out in the health care debate is that “one size doesn’t fit all.” In seeking to rebut USA TODAY’s fine editorial on “RyanCare,” a proposal by Rep. Paul Ryan, Ed Haislmaier trots it out once again. He does this in a country whose entrepreneurs discovered a century ago that there are huge economies of scale in the idea that one size does indeed fit all to meet common human needs.
But, then his comic gifts kick in. He just can’t help himself:
KFC, McDonald’s, Burger King, Holiday Inn, Marriott Hotels and many more now global companies all base their business models on the idea that one size fits all. And Wal-Mart might soon teach us that the idea also applies to medical clinics, and someone might show it for hospitals as well.
Wal-Mart as an example of how “one-size fits all?” I know a lot of my liberal brethren would rather be caught dead than be seen inside a Wal-Mart, and there may not be any in the rarified environs of Princeton, New Jersey, but c’mon – are there no photographs in Princeton? Every Wal-Mart I’ve ever seen includes acre upon acre of variety.
And, in case someone doesn’t find anything to his liking in the Wal-Mart, there are thousands of other stores from Dollar General to Saks Fifth Avenue to choose from.
Now, my friend Uwe may prefer the old Soviet-style GUM Department stores for his retail needs, but is that really the model he wants to apply to health care? I can’t wait to hear the reaction once all the Princeton professorate is required to shop only at Wal-Mart.
Fortunately, right below Uwe’s letter is one from a Frank Zoz of Waterloo, Iowa, that is not nearly as funny, but might actually work –
I am absolutely convinced that health care costs will never be brought into control until people are spending their own money, or at least think they are. “RyanCare” changes to Medicare seem to be a step in that direction.
I think the ultimate solution is Health Savings Accounts (HSA) for everyone, with which they pay for insurance premiums and health care. The question is how these accounts are funded.
I am a John Deere retiree and on Medicare. John Deere provides insurance for its retirees. It provides money into an account (similiar to an HSA) from which we can pay for insurance and medical bills. My wife and I happen to have a Medicare Advantage plan and are very happy with it. The HSA covers our premiums and any significant additional costs. We have leftover funds that can be used for emergencies. If the government must be in health care, the best thing it could do is help fund HSAs for everyone.